The Irish Curse
March 12th, 2007. 5 comments.
Either our baby is a boy and hung like an insect, OR we’re having a girl.
We didn’t find anything definitive: the umbilical cord was in the way and the machine at Dr. Greening’s office isn’t high-res. We’re going for the advanced ultrasound next week, and will know for sure. This week, though, Dr. Greening mentioned that she was getting a ‘girl vibe’ from the baby.
We’ll see in a week, I suppose!
Irish? Wait a second. You’re not Irish and even if you were, well, let’s just say that you’d put that whole stereotype to bed.
Our son will not be hung like an insect. I hope. Maybe, if it’s a boy, he had shrinkage?
March 12th, 2007 - 5:19 pm
what is the “girl vibe” anyway? just for future knowledge and all. i think the little pipsqueek is being honery and mischevious. wonder where s/he gets that from?! haha
March 12th, 2007 - 5:19 pm
Hold on there cap’n. Husbando is Irish and he’s packin’ like Shaquille. Well, ok, not exactly like Shaq but damn close considering he’s 5’9”.
Amen.
March 12th, 2007 - 5:19 pm
Oh, awesome. I much prefer doctors who don’t refer to things like “vibes”. I don’t want my doctor to tell me: Man, I’m getting the strongest Pancreatic Cancer wavelengths from you right now. Buzzkill.
March 12th, 2007 - 5:19 pm
Mr. Tomorrow, I can see how, out of context, that seems a bit odd, having a doctor use the word “vibe”. But I need to state, you know, on the record, that Doctor Greening is the best. She’s totally awesome. :] It wasn’t as weird if you were there. Promise.
OK, I know you were kidding but I just had to put that in there for google purposes and because I love her.
March 12th, 2007 - 5:19 pm